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My rates are bespoke, tailor-made to your desires.

Yes. A compulsory, non-refundable deposit of 30% of the total is required in advance to secure our date in my diary.

For dates over 24 hours, a 50% deposit may be required.

Various payment options available.

Dates 12 hours or less - cancellation within 48 hours of the start time will require payment of 50% of the total amount.

Dates 12 hours or more - cancellation within 7 days of the start time will require payment of 50% of the total amount.

Cancellations less than 24hrs prior to the start time will require payment of 100% of the total amount.

Deposits may be transferred at my discretion if the new date is within 30 days.

In the rare event that I must cancel a date, a full refund of the deposit will be offered, or can be transferred to our next adventure.

Of course we can!

Like any other person, I need at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep to be able to function. We will both thank me for it!

Overnight stays must be agreed in advance.

I’m always excited to travel, whether that’s within the UK or exploring the globe.

I’m happy to travel to you, or if you’d like to run away together I’ve been told that I’m an excellent travel buddy!

All travel will be Business Class or higher for any period over 4 hours.

All travel expenses, food and activities during our time together will be provided by you. I will provide the hilarity that ensues…

My ‘type’, if I have to have one, is someone who makes me laugh. Someone who excites my brain. Someone I can feel comfortable around.

I am, shockingly, a person - I have desires, needs, dreams, passions, and a multi-faceted personality.

I’m one of those (annoying to some, endearing to others) people who knows at least something about a lot of things, and if I come across (…I can’t help it) something I don’t know, I want to learn about it - isn’t that what we’re here for? - I adore listening to people share things that light a fire in their soul. From Aztecs to Classic Cars, Mountain Climbing to Zoology and everything in between, I want to hear about it.

This curiosity and thirst for knowledge also makes me somewhat of a social chameleon. I’d probably be willing to experience most things (but not that…) (I can’t help it), but you have to ask me nicely…

In short, I love people. I am attracted to personalities and how you treat me - I adore spending time with people of any gender, race, sexuality, religion, with any disability, provided that they are respectful and polite.

Communication and consent are sexy, so let’s start with a conversation and go from there.

My Nana always said “If you don’t ask, you don’t get…”

P.S. This also applies to your self-esteem. You deserve to feel special. I’d like to show you.

P.P.S All of the above also applies to Kink

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Abso-bloody-lutely you can!

Gifts are never expected, always appreciated and occasionally encouraged with a cheeky grin and a thinly-vieled attempt to be subtle…

I am a romantic, sentimental kind of woman, and coming home from a first date with a Cheshire Cat grin all over my face and a token of your affection to commemorate it is a special type of joy.

Gifts come in all shapes, sizes, types and price tags. The thought behind it is what determines its worth.

Need some inspiration? Take a look at my Wish List